The Hamilton Horoscope
by Cole Kuczek ’23, Features Editor
The new semester has arrived, and new challenges and decisions will face you in the weeks to come. Do not let stress control your life! Instead, let the astrological portents help you confront these difficulties.
January 20-February 18: Aquarius
February 19-March 20: Pisces
March 21-April 19: Aries
April 20-May 20: Taurus
May 21-June 20: Gemini
June 21-July 22: Cancer
July 23-August 22: Leo
August 23-September 22: Virgo
September 23-October 22: Libra
October 23-November 21: Scorpio
November 22-December 21: Sagittarius
December 22-January 19: Capricorn
Aquarius
As we near the half-moon, I worry for you. Things will ramp up quickly, and you may feel overwhelmed at times. This is okay. You can let this feeling sink in, bask in it. Sit back, relax, listen to some sad music and let the sun that we do not have shine over you.
Pisces
I have to be honest, the upcoming week may be a rough one. Luckily, the moon is with you, and you have to do all you can for the universe to favor you. The question is, will the universe listen? Probably not, but all you can do is hope.
Aries
With even more obstacles that Pisces has, the first couple weeks of the semester may be tricky for you. Don’t fret, you will get over them. You know the best way to tackle these obstacles is head on (unlike Pisces), and go full steam ahead to overcome them.
Taurus
Things have been going well for you as of late, Taurus. Realize this. Keep a low profile. Calm down, don’t get too ahead of yourself. There is a time and a place for you to stand out, and that time will come.
Gemini
There are a lot of new changes with a new semester. You know this, and you’ve realized that being organized is the best remedy to a new start. You will meet new people, and make new friends. Still, you must remember to put yourself first.
Cancer
You’ve been getting a lot of intrigued looks lately, Cancer. I warn you, do not let this go to your head (like it probably will). You need to reach out, and find comfort in a new semester. With many new faces coming your way, you never know who you may meet.
Leo
You’re feeling adventurous, even adventurous enough to make the trip from KJ to Science Center just for the heck of it. This sense of adventure feels liberating, yet you may get lost every once in a while. You were never the best with directions.
Virgo
People think you have got your stuff together, but we both know you don’t. You just did laundry for the first time in over a month. That felt like an accomplishment to you. Get over it. There are higher mountains to climb, and once you reach the summit, you’ll be perfectly fine.
Libra
You have been so modest lately, but that’s on brand for you. Unlike Virgo, you truly know what’s up and are more together and organized than anyone around you. Congrats on that. Keep doing you, and people will start to notice.
Scorpio
You’re off and running, and not just because you’ve had coffee three times today already. Throw in a water every once in a while, and continue to be yourself. Pay attention to others though, because we both know that you become oblivious to your surroundings after your second cup.
Sagittarius
You woke up this morning feeling lucky. This is a rarity for you, so take advantage of it, maybe even go to trivia night. I warn you though, this luck will run out, and when it does — well, honestly probably nothing will happen.
Capricorn
You feel overwhelmingly welcoming to others. Use this newfound friendliness and explore new opportunities in the upcoming weeks. You will meet a lot of new people, and you will discover new experiences. Use this semester to make as many new friends as you can!
